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Happy New Years xoXO




Top 20 New Years Resolutions.  

Enjoy :)



1.  Wear less red lipstick.

2.  Don't swear as much. 

3.  Don't listen to Guns N Roses as if they just released new music yesterday.

4.  Stop wearing track suits and UGGs like....everyday.

5.  Do not eat Nutella from the jar anymore (Even though it is THE most delicious jar/spoon snack in the entire universe).

6.  Start working out.  

7.  And stop calling the walk from the car to the mall a "workout".

8.  Try a more delicate laugh.  One that is less like a hyena or a Canadian goose and more like a sweet, little chickadee. 

9.  When nervous, do not bite nails. Instead, try a yoga inversion pose in which you hang upside down at your waist.  Even if you are in a public place.  People won't judge.  I'm almost sure of it.

10.  Read books that are not only found in the TEEN section of the library.

11.  Watch the news.  And not just the Life & Style Weekly updates that get posted to your Facebook page.

12.  Drink no more than 1 cup of coffee a day.  2.  3.  Ok....no more than 4 cups of coffee a day.

13.  Learn how to drive and talk at the same time. (This one might take a few more years).

14.  Stop burping in public.

15.  Stop telling the same stories over and over....and over again.  (Even though they are EXTREMELY funny and the whole world should be thanking you for telling such hilarity).

16.  Stop taking lines from movies and using them as your own.  (Again....even though they are EXTREMELY funny and the whole world should be thanking you for REPEATING such hilarity).

17.  Stop rolling your eyes at your neighbor who talks to his dog like, all the time, but then tell your dog he's the most beautiful dog in the entire world and then try to pretend that the 2 situations are not the same because your dog really is more superior to all other dogs in the neighborhood....and should thus be spoken to like an adult.

 18.  Stop bleaching hair.

19.  Stop blowing kisses or doing "ducky face" to the camera.

20.  No more selfies.


There, all done.








By the way.......I'm not sure who these resolutions are for?  


They're certainly not for me!

I just thought I'd be nice and throw some ideas up for you guys.




I will continue doing all these things in 2017....AND BEYOND!!! 
Personally, I think New Years resolutions can suck it :)

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!




Love, 

Leo xoxoxo








ps- shameless selfie WITH a ducky/blowing kiss face.  TAKE THAT!  ;) xo 

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