1. Once I fell asleep on my arm and I lost the feeling in it. When I woke up, I saw an arm beside my head and I started screaming...I thought there was a dead body in bed with me.
2. I never lose socks in the wash. Never. This is something you can't learn. You have to be born with such a talent.
3. I hate when people have "flip-up" garbage cans under their sink. You can't access your garbage properly. It's stupid. I will take my sisters garbage out from underneath her sink and leave it in the middle of her kitchen....just to prove a point. I'm pretty badass.
4. I love slalom water skiing. I sing out loud when I ski. Usually Madonna. I'm the only person who can "Vogue" and water ski at the same time.
5. I have very poor circulation. My hands and feet are always ice cold. I sit on my countertop in my bathroom and warm my feet in a sink full of hot water every night. I only fell off the counter once.
6. Everything gives me a headache. The sun, the wind, the rain, low atmospheric pressure, ragweed, pollen..... I'm what they call "environmentally challenged". I stay indoors from April 1st to November 30th....depending on if it's snowing or not....cause snow gives me a headache too.
7. I push in my snaggle tooth in hopes that one day it will just magically be aligned with the other teeth. Unfortunately it hasn't happened yet. My daughters have watched me do it so many times that they now think it's funny to push on Mommy's teeth. Nice.
8. Almost all of the ligaments in my left knee are torn. I am scared to have surgery so I just deal. I'm the only 30-something who has to hold on to something when standing up.
9. The lead singer of Our Lady Peace asked me out when I was 23. I said no because I was in a "long-term" relationship. My boyfriend and I broke up the next month. I'm pretty sure living in a mansion in Hollywood with a gorgeous rock star had it's faults. At least that's what I tell myself.
10. On long car drives, I must change sunglasses every 1/2 hour otherwise I get a headache from looking through the same lenses. Hey....that could be a cool metaphor for life....."Try looking at the world through your Dolce & Gabbana's instead...."
11. When I laugh really hard, I start to sound like a goose. My sister does too. You do not want to be behind us in the movie theatre during a Sasha Baron Cohen flick.
12. I only have 60% hearing in my left ear. I don't know what happened? I blame it on Guns N' Roses music. But I have no regrets. Best band EVERRRR!!
13. I love ping pong. I practised every night with my Dad after school when I was a kid. We used to have tournaments at our church. I will challenge any Asian.....that's a compliment to Asians by the way.
14. I can't lie. I just can't. My face turns bright red and I look like I'm going to explode. Do not tell me about your friend's upcoming surprise party.
15. I love frogs. But I don't want to touch them. I just like to stare at them. Back in my university years, I went camping with my boyfriend. He knew I loved frogs so he caught one and put it in the canoe with us. I started screaming, jumped out of the canoe into swampy waters, and swam back to shore. We did NOT have a romantic hotdog bonfire that night.
16. I have a keen eye for animals at night. On the way to the cottage, I can spot a fox or raccoon or porcupine at the side of the road a mile away. I know. It's a gift.
17. I can't do a somersault. My 4 year old doesn't understand why and works really hard to teach me. "But why Mommy????....." sigh.
18. I talk to myself all the time. I'll have an entire conversation while unloading the dishwasher. Once my daughter caught me. That was a tough one to explain.
19. I have a huge flower tattoo on my back. I cried when I got it. I asked the tattoo parlour to turn off their heavy metal music and put on meditation sounds instead to calm me down. I was asked to never come back.
20. My mom always packed me the same lunch everyday in gradeschool. Liver pate on carraway rye with Polish mustard. Who eats liver pate when they're 6 years old??? This Polack did.
2. I never lose socks in the wash. Never. This is something you can't learn. You have to be born with such a talent.
3. I hate when people have "flip-up" garbage cans under their sink. You can't access your garbage properly. It's stupid. I will take my sisters garbage out from underneath her sink and leave it in the middle of her kitchen....just to prove a point. I'm pretty badass.
4. I love slalom water skiing. I sing out loud when I ski. Usually Madonna. I'm the only person who can "Vogue" and water ski at the same time.
5. I have very poor circulation. My hands and feet are always ice cold. I sit on my countertop in my bathroom and warm my feet in a sink full of hot water every night. I only fell off the counter once.
6. Everything gives me a headache. The sun, the wind, the rain, low atmospheric pressure, ragweed, pollen..... I'm what they call "environmentally challenged". I stay indoors from April 1st to November 30th....depending on if it's snowing or not....cause snow gives me a headache too.
7. I push in my snaggle tooth in hopes that one day it will just magically be aligned with the other teeth. Unfortunately it hasn't happened yet. My daughters have watched me do it so many times that they now think it's funny to push on Mommy's teeth. Nice.
8. Almost all of the ligaments in my left knee are torn. I am scared to have surgery so I just deal. I'm the only 30-something who has to hold on to something when standing up.
9. The lead singer of Our Lady Peace asked me out when I was 23. I said no because I was in a "long-term" relationship. My boyfriend and I broke up the next month. I'm pretty sure living in a mansion in Hollywood with a gorgeous rock star had it's faults. At least that's what I tell myself.
10. On long car drives, I must change sunglasses every 1/2 hour otherwise I get a headache from looking through the same lenses. Hey....that could be a cool metaphor for life....."Try looking at the world through your Dolce & Gabbana's instead...."
11. When I laugh really hard, I start to sound like a goose. My sister does too. You do not want to be behind us in the movie theatre during a Sasha Baron Cohen flick.
12. I only have 60% hearing in my left ear. I don't know what happened? I blame it on Guns N' Roses music. But I have no regrets. Best band EVERRRR!!
13. I love ping pong. I practised every night with my Dad after school when I was a kid. We used to have tournaments at our church. I will challenge any Asian.....that's a compliment to Asians by the way.
14. I can't lie. I just can't. My face turns bright red and I look like I'm going to explode. Do not tell me about your friend's upcoming surprise party.
15. I love frogs. But I don't want to touch them. I just like to stare at them. Back in my university years, I went camping with my boyfriend. He knew I loved frogs so he caught one and put it in the canoe with us. I started screaming, jumped out of the canoe into swampy waters, and swam back to shore. We did NOT have a romantic hotdog bonfire that night.
16. I have a keen eye for animals at night. On the way to the cottage, I can spot a fox or raccoon or porcupine at the side of the road a mile away. I know. It's a gift.
17. I can't do a somersault. My 4 year old doesn't understand why and works really hard to teach me. "But why Mommy????....." sigh.
18. I talk to myself all the time. I'll have an entire conversation while unloading the dishwasher. Once my daughter caught me. That was a tough one to explain.
19. I have a huge flower tattoo on my back. I cried when I got it. I asked the tattoo parlour to turn off their heavy metal music and put on meditation sounds instead to calm me down. I was asked to never come back.
20. My mom always packed me the same lunch everyday in gradeschool. Liver pate on carraway rye with Polish mustard. Who eats liver pate when they're 6 years old??? This Polack did.
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