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I'll take the 35 piece.

So I'm at my BFF's house the other day for a kids playdate........and who's kidding who....for me to finally talk to an adult.  If I had to play one more game of hide-and-go-seek, or listen to Dora's high-pitched voice for any longer....God only knows what I would do to myself.......or to Dora. My BFF and I have children almost the same age. We have toddlers, who 4 years old, and babies, who are a year and a half.    The babies were napping so we only had the toddlers to deal with, who are a handful alone.  I'm always shocked at how loud they are.  (This is where my sister would yell...."LODZ - YOU'RE LOUD!  SHE GOT IT FROM YOU!"  and I would answer in a whisper..."I'm not THAT loud". On a regular basis I wonder how a toddler can talk nonstop for an entire day.  Literally.  An entire day.  No joke.  Like.....24 hours long.  There is not a moment of silence in my house.  Very often I whisper "shhhhh" under my breath or &

Is crimping your hair still cool?

So this past Saturday I went out with my sister and all her friends for her birthday.  The plan was to go to a trendy new Asian restaurant and then go dancing afterwards. My sister is tall, skinny and gorgeous.....and 7 years younger than me.  I am still waiting for her to gain weight.  She has been 8 pounds since the day she was born and I am patiently waiting for her to develop our famous Walc "thighs".  She just turned 30.  I'm thinking this is a lost cause. The day of her party, I am running seriously behind.  I say "seriously" because I am always running behind.  I am notoriously late for everything.  But this day, I was VERY late.  I text her on my way down, that I still needed to swing by the mall and look for a top to wear that night.  I run through the mall as fast as I can.  Most of the stores are catered to younger girls......teenagers mostly.  But since I feel "young" on the inside, I'm feeling confident that I can pull any of thes